It’s official

Not even halfway through the second episode and it’s perfectly clear: Rizzoli & Isles would make a better drinking game than cop show.

1. Drink when Jane sounds hysterical.

2. Drink when Maura can’t relate interpersonally.

3. Drink when Jane disagrees with her mother.

4. Drink when her partner gags.

5. Drink when you hear a Boston accent (actually you should do a shot because it doesn’t happen all that often).

6. Drink when Jane acts hysterical.

7. Drink when Maura uses big scientific words no one will understand. Unless you’ve been a drug rep or taken anat & phys.

8. Drink when Jane disagrees with her boss. I’d be hammered already in this episode.

9. Drink when the whole ‘girls can be cops too’ trope comes up. Ugh. Double shot if “affirmative action” is used.

10. Drink when you hear any of Jane’s “quirky” ringtones. DOUBLE Ugh.